I have loved the stars too fondly

aberfroth:

magic begins - funniest moment

‘I’m terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me –’

‘I should have made my meaning plainer,’ said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. ‘He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.’ 

(via effervescentreminiscence)

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

(via pandasluv)

lvtn:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LYING GHOST???

BOO SHEET! 

(Source: dominateur, via awfulghost)

laughcentre:

im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century

‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’

(via awfulghost)

rabioheab:

ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden 

(via awfulghost)

jaclcfrost:

“losing followers”

or

as i like to call it

“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”

(via thorinsburglar)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

(via thorinsburglar)

doctordonna10:

if disney can do this

THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPERWHOLOCK SPECIAL

(via r-e-e-b-z)

the-doctors-chucks:

dulect:

tonyabbot:

what did tumblr look like when it was first made?

no mom don’t get out the baby photos

(via awfulghost)

(Source: jaradpadalacki, via r-e-e-b-z)